Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Nose Picking

Great news nose pickers! You are not at risk for contracting Alzheimer's Disease.

Neither are those of you who eat brains.

Congratulations!! Celebrate!! Pick a nose! Eat a brain! Neither have to be yours.

Rejoice and be happy.

However - if you are getting older, I'm sorry. You are at risk of getting Alzheimer's Disease, for it is the only positive correlation of being a victim.

What the hey - go ahead, and still drink and be merry :) and don't fall over during earthquakes.

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